Sunday, March 28, 2010

How To Fold A Future Telling Device Southpark





I knew that this will be! Normally, I felt that so it will end, any feeling, or what? Oops, meant to be pathetic, enthusiastically and poetically, and somehow came out so not really ... Anyway, I managed to find paradise on the Malaysian island of Tioman. Strange This little island ... A well-known, popular among residents of KL and Singapore, included a couple of years ago by "Time" to a few beautiful islands in the world, and yet still not too tourist ... To the brightness was between us: it Tiomanowi deemed to be an advantage, do not wade! On the island there are several towns and really most of them are alive with tourists, but the island is covered with tightly resorts and centers, as for example Thai Lipe, Phi Phi and Lanta. Here are some of the best in mainland Malaysia dive sites, however, underwater divers do not bump into each other constantly, as often happens in popular dive centers. Moreover, Tioman gathers everyone: the wealthy, who can stay in an exclusive resort with golf golf course, swimming pools and other harassment, the medium-to-do, who for too much money can rent a really comfortable, clean and beautifully situated bungalows and hikers' for a smile, "just like me:) Our bungalow is right on the beach, separated from by only a narrow path into the sea at high tide we could five meters. With windows looking so, you know, the snug? ;)



We have a bathroom, comfortable bed, table with mirror and a windmill, on the porch of plastic chairs, folding table and (my own!) Hammock, and we pay 30 ringgit per night. Daily budget for the 1950-1955 spongiform ringgit, or 40-45zl. For 100 ringgit a day here you can live and feed on a really good level!

Besides being very affordable, and beautiful sunsets (photos at the bottom of post), Tioman offers plenty of other attractions. I have already mentioned diving, here you can also climbing well loiter. Of course, had already apparently forget about tiredness after the "walk" in Taman Negara and enthusiastically headed down the trail attached as "our" village of the most charming village on the island, Juara. Measured 7km trail and crosses the island "at the waist." Part of the route passes the midst of the beautiful jungle, inhabited by charming, though cheeky macaques, gibony, powerful lizards (who likes to VISITED trash in the villages ...) and the Chipmunks: tiny and gray, and a large, black and white. In Juarze stayed for the night, this time our bungalow Steel directly on the beach!




[estuary to the sea]




[small fishermen]

morning we went back to Air Batang, because the loons calling us scheduled for two consecutive days. We decided to return way that connects the two towns and I know that never again will not repeat this error! Although after two hours finally began to lead a way down, but at such an angle that I started to regret that they are still not climb up;)

stocks supplemented with magnesium (or potassium?), Because every day is a fish dinner (favorite: cyan merlin taucheow sauce), we move on to conquer Singapore tomorrow, and from there already too Wait a minute, already a jiffy ... the southern hemisphere! That comes to an end of an Asian adventure ...

Here are the promised sunsets:







Monday, March 22, 2010

Can Strippers Have Herpes

Route to India



Thus, we found the Melace, port city on the history, marked by successive "przyjacielskimi acquisitions" by (respectively) the Portuguese, Dutch and English. In short, this story is as follows: port Melace was doing very well, so I became a tasty morsel for colonizers. The first took it, the Portuguese and their wladstwa port slightly declined. Wishing to get rid of the intruders, the Malays have asked for help the Dutch, who have taken over command of the port. The fall of the port continue to do. At the end of August came the British, who decided to finish the job, blew up most of the fortresses and other buildings of defense, and took up ... cultivation of tea.

Strait, which lies on Melaka, is still the shortest way from the Pacific to India, the port still works, but Melaka is no longer a powerful trading city it once was. At present, seem to derive mainly from the mass gains I backpackers visitors, mostly local. During the weekend street fair glorious Jonkers Walk in Chinatown it is difficult not to squeeze paving elbows its way. Described as one of the prettiest and most charming cities in Malaysia, Melaka became the scene for one of najglupiej spent days of my trip!

But let's start from the beginning: being in Kuala Lumpur, tired of terrible heat, we convinced one another, with 18 ringgit for admission to the butterfly park is too heavy burden on our budget. In Melace, as we read in the brochure acquired the tourist office, is one of the most beautiful parks in the world of butterflies, and admission costs only 5 ringgit! Thus, the second day in Melace, we went to the park butterfly ... Day should start with the breakfast, so we walked the day before upatrzonej nice riverside restaurant, which turned out to be August closed. So we turned back and marched the other way, looking for another upatrzonej restaurant serving renowned dim sum around an inch [Chinese dumplings with various fillings] and giant pao [yeast Kluch filled]. This place operates fortunately, dim sum, yes, it was very tasty, but not resolved by pao its reputation. With only a 45-minute delay with respect to the intended plan, we got the bus running to the bus station. Bus, as it turned out, which travels a circular route, so we saw on the way in. Melaka, including the Portuguese district lying on its outskirts. After another 45 minutes we were already at the station, and here the scene started to happen Dante! Instructed by the ladies of the Desk found a number 19 bus that was supposed to Prove us to the park butterflies. After about fifteen minutes you usher appeared and dispelled our illusions: this bus to the park will take us, as the tour ends about 3 km before. We can move the 3 km, or catch another bus (and here we stopped you understand). So we left and we went in search of proper bus. All clues pointed out, however the bus line 19! Tried to wait for another bus, who supposedly went to the park butterflies, but after half an hour of waiting gave up and decided to take the bull by the horns (a few hours later it turned out that there actually driving down ...). We took the next car number 19, whose driver acknowledged that the park takes you no butterflies, but maybe We blow up at a park called Mini Malaysia (Malaysian miniatures of famous buildings.) That was what happened. Turns out we got to the edge of the express route ... Still full of optimism, we set off along the edge in the hope that we manage to catch a foot (in the north was a child's toy!). After fifteen minutes (and the sun beat down as much as the engine was supposed ...) became one of the nice man who offered to take us, but it was not park on the road, so after a while again found ourselves at the edge of the expressway, before a commanding turn another way expressway. So we went on, jumping over railings, to the butterfly park, which seemed to us to be a mirage ... Subsequent attempts to capture the rate've just negotiation (bezskutecznymi. ..) with two taxi drivers, of whom one had not the faintest idea where we want to reach, but he urged, we would still try, for 20 ringgit. Finally took pity on us Chinese family, which already sought butterflies to the park! So finally we reached the park and the mythical we learned on the spot, with a ticket for foreigners costs 10 ringgit. Well, now we could not give up, though it was clear to us that the sum of expenses associated with getting to Taman Rama-Rama is approaching very dangerously to 18 ringgit, quotas, which in KL, we found it overpriced! Nothing that we paid, we entered, butterflies were beautiful, but the garden was rather a garden ... I do not know if it spent 5 minutes ... Behind him, while there were quite depressing mini-zoo, with unhappy pets kept in very dull conditions. What pognalismy sooner the exits, the way Trying to rescue a little otter, which are able to communicate to us that without our help, it fails to recover freedom, unfortunately, the grid wires were too thick: (After leaving the park, it turned out that we are on the first road expressway, or jumping over barriers and walk through the flyover were completely unnecessary ... after a while stopped car in front of us, who took us to the bus stop, on which we left three hours earlier. After another two hours we were back in Melace in moods rather grave ...

Fortunately, we found Melace two places, which greatly improved our mood: sensational Indian restaurants serving lunch this is a set (yes, the banana leaf!):



and multiplex (ticket prices from 6 ringgit, or 5.40 bn), where we saw Peter Jackson's latest film "The Lovely Bones ". I could not buy the latter, I believe, in the course of this trip massage, and this time was too little, and it already lacked strength to reach the Chinese district, and it finally came time to send home another parcel of gifts and souvenirs, and there was not enough funds ... Thankfully, in a shopping center in Melace be able to try out different massaging devices! :)



What irritates the most Melace? Local variation on a rickshaw, called triksza. They are colorful and with the pain and do not mind, until they are in place. A nightmare begins when you trikszarz has caught "loser", who for 40 ringgit per hour it is possible to novel small streets of Melaka. Why nightmare? Now, those innocent-looking vehicles are equipped with powerful speakers, from which the fluid roars mistakenly called in some circles music. I suspect that the extra charge you can opt out of this additional "points" ...





One of the dozens (really!) museums, located in Melace, the Maritime Museum, housed in the reconstructed vessel Portuguese. Must also wanted to visit Beautiful museum, documenting the repentant in different cultures' ideals of beauty and cruel practice, designed to achieve them: stop tying, cutting of teeth, lips and ears, stretching, etc.





most photographed monument in Melaka, Stadhys by night in my opinion looks more charming than a day. It is possible that mainly because if it is not stuck by the crowds of amateur photography ... Below.





Here ends the relationship of Melaka. Tomorrow we head across country to the next port, from which we will sail to the island of Tioman!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Sunday Sport 07-08-94

Two towers



I know, little original post title from Kuala Lumpur, but the twin towers of the Petronas Towers dominate the local urban landscape!







Did I already tell you from a Malaysia I do not like? ;) Kuala Lumpur too, despite my aversion to such a big city. The first two nights we spent in ENT Weanu (Couch Surfing, of course!), Whom I saw only once ... More specifically, I saw his back as he left the morning for work ... In a large, empty apartment camping eight of us, our hosts, I suspect, occupied the second part of the dwelling. Not so conceived ideas of Couch Surfing, so we went to a lovely hostel in the area of \u200b\u200bthe city known as the Golden Triangle. I must admit, however, the view of KL from the windows of our absent hosts was insane!





Many walked around town, mostly from one mall to another in search of air conditioning, because the awful hot here! At the interface between the Petronas towers are not we took the building, because at 8 am in the queue for tickets (issued from 8:30) was waiting well over one hundred people. The world's largest aviary decided to visit the next time his stay in KL, because the ticket price for our budget turned out to be prohibitive, especially in comparison to the ridiculously low prices of food (lunch in the "kiln" - 15zl!). Twice for we went to the cinema, on the Alice in Wonderland (ticket promotion of "cheap Wednesdays" at the multiplex - 7zł) and finally to the Avatar in 3D (£ 16.50). Also we went for a walk in beautiful Lake Garden park, where he observed the deer frolic and macaques [intentional ambiguity;>].





visited the gardens, which grow hibiskusy (national flower of Malaysia) and orchids.



visited the National Mosque, where we had to dress for decency in purple robes.



Phil has acquired the road to buy a netbook, thanks to which, I hope I will be more regularly zamieszczas entries. A little gaunt look of our achievements in KL, but the heat overcame us ... Images distributed

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